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Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46042) - you deserved it (4438)

On 06/09/2013 at 4:49pm - misc - by kalisa anteater (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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* cue a slew of MILF and Stacy's mom comments

#3 - On 06/09/2013 at 8:21pm by michaelm1290

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Pull the parents aside and tell them she's been off her meds for a while and to not take her seriously.

#9 - On 06/09/2013 at 8:24pm by spazzychild

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