Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman." She was disappointed and disturbed by this, and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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michaelm1290 23
* cue a slew of MILF and Stacy's mom comments
spazzychild 12
Pull the parents aside and tell them she's been off her meds for a while and to not take her seriously.
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Comments (103)
UberNova 18
Talk to him and uninvite her, it isn't harsh, it is not going to help neither you nor her by going through with this.
kelseythompson 27
Wrong FML..
jer_36 10
you should call her an "annoying old ****." That should send the message.
CheeseTron 15
Hmmm... Sounds like your mom is ******* stupid.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Hey now, mommas' gotta look sexy too. She just happened to pick the wrong occasion to strut her stuff.
RedPillSucks 31
@25 Momma is ******* someone. Stupid might be too high class.
IliekLoki 7
omg... "annoying old ****" I laughed too long at this :) haha
michaelm1290 23
* cue a slew of MILF and Stacy's mom comments
emuexport 4
Hottie mum , all good, !!!
Pwn17 25
Yeah, why not let mommy arouse your boyfriend?
emilyjgraham 34
This doesn't necessarily mean she's hot mind. She could be one of these mums that want to look young all the time so she dresses young!
Lost_Ghost 8
We got a MILF!!!
UberNova 18
You have a MILF? Well, can you give her my num-....
Pwn17 25
MILF is a really overused joke/concept....
RoboCunnilingus 23
No, #33. Breathing. Now THAT'S an overused concept.
Pwn17 25
Sorry, but I made similar joke to 13 before noticing he made the same joke, so I panicked and quickly edited it to the first thing that came to mind.
Bano360 25
It could be good for getting on the dad's side.
ironichalibut 24
"parents".. I don't think her boyfriends mum would appreciate that too much..... Or her boyfriends double-daddy, I don't judge.
emilyjgraham 34
Anyone think it's quite funny, OP has a boyfriend but is a prude, and her mum doesn't and she dresses like that??
emilyjgraham 34
I just read what I said... I don't understand what I was saying. :/
perdix 29
You want him to see what he'll be getting in about 25 years. If she looks hot in that get-up, let her go for it.
spazzychild 12
Pull the parents aside and tell them she's been off her meds for a while and to not take her seriously.
samabomination 19
Until she realizes that her boyfriend's dad has an awkward erection.
interesting33 36
Nah that is so harsh. She is your mum. The lace dress possibly isn't appropriate but no need to make something up about meds.
rawr_ily96 24
I'm sorry your mom is a ****.
RoboCunnilingus 23
I'm sorry you judge people on their clothing.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Your comment is completely ridiculous. So because OP's mom throws on a revealing outfit, it means she goes around handing her body out to any takers? Yes, wasn't the time or place for such an outfit but damn..she's a **** because of it?
\ 28
In today's world, your mom actually has a point. You're still right though...
sarah6786 14
That was a complete contradiction. What?
jer_36 10
He means that as a society we have reached the point where morality is out the window and when others try to say something about it theres a quick out cry about "**** shaming"
monnanon 13
**** walks are a protest against the "she deserved it because of the way she dresses" rapw defense not as an outcry against morality.
threer 30
'She' You're a ******* twat.. You mean 'They' or 'He/she', RIGHT?