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Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right infront of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70858) - you deserved it (2952)

On 03/04/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by VroomVroom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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What the hell?! That's soo awful!! x(

Person: "But...but....this old lady needed help!"
Idiot cop: "HAH! If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one..." *takes bite of donut and walks away*

#7 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:10pm by PureGold

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Do they have tickets for everything in America?

#6 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:09pm by arienh4

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