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Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42056) - you deserved it (2756)

On 12/19/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by SugarMyBalls (man) - United States (Georgia)

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At least your best friend is being honest and not going behind your back.

#4 - On 12/20/2012 at 2:16am by KickItHigh

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Dump that botch.

#1 - On 12/20/2012 at 2:15am by Dixbfloppin

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