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Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21633) - you deserved it (2744)

On 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm - misc - by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - United States (Arizona)

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Suuuure, OP. Your wife put it there. Gotcha ;)

#7 - On 12/19/2012 at 2:59am by Sir_ND_Pity

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I find your username amusing, OP. You don't like them "that much"?

#8 - On 12/19/2012 at 3:00am by lostcrazydiamond

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