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Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7151) - you deserved it (34608)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)

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