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Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9806) - you deserved it (43857)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)

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Ahaha, oh man that reminds me of how a young child might mistaken someone else for their mother. But yeah, must've been embarrassing, nonetheless I wouldn't call it a FML.

#1 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:19am by z4opv14

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That will teach you that while it is good to be aware and cautious in these kind of situations judging people just on their size/features will not usually work in your favour.

Epic Fail!

#3 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:26am by Jimboom

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