Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7192) - you deserved it (39874)
On 12/01/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Chuffy - United States (Colorado)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons…
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Kill them ants with diabetes
#1 - On 12/01/2012 at 6:09am by SuperPizzaMan
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Spray sugar on it - I heard that kills ants.
#4 - On 12/01/2012 at 6:10am by Cainicide
+251 | 5
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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