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Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML

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On 12/01/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Chuffy - United States (Colorado)

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Kill them ants with diabetes

#1 - On 12/01/2012 at 6:09am by SuperPizzaMan

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Spray sugar on it - I heard that kills ants.

#4 - On 12/01/2012 at 6:10am by Cainicide

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