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Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15093) - you deserved it (4749)

On 11/27/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by unknown - Canada (Manitoba)

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Never run with an iPhone in your hand. Never.

#1 - On 11/27/2012 at 4:25pm by miura

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+152 | 13

Because just getting a crack in the screen is too mainstream

#2 - On 11/27/2012 at 4:25pm by Aratiti

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+119 | 4

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