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Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7058) - you deserved it (26381)

On 11/25/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Jocelyn - Canada (Alberta)

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Lol I've done that too but I was talking on my phone

#1 - On 11/25/2012 at 5:54am by cazbar

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It's the same with hats or sunglasses. You forget they're there and then look like a tit trying to find them. You'd think 4 billion of evolution would have more to show.

#2 - On 11/25/2012 at 5:55am by SkoomaKi

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