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Today, my family came over for Thanksgiving. We were supposed to have had dinner hours ago, but my mom kept sneaking into the kitchen and dialing down the temperature on the oven, claiming I was going to overcook everything. At this rate, we'll be lucky to have eaten by midnight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18399) - you deserved it (1330)

On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States

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And everyone was so hungry, they ate the carving forks as appetizers.

#5 - On 11/22/2012 at 9:01pm by NoorFML

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Well, at least you can thank her for one thing: spending more time with your family! They're all going to wait until the turkey's done, right?

#1 - On 11/22/2012 at 8:55pm by geekpower

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