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Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the bad-ass Spider Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17067) - you deserved it (3761)

On 11/22/2012 at 2:25am - misc - by zzz - Canada (British Columbia)

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This is the most boring FML I've ever read..,

#2 - On 11/22/2012 at 10:59am by ollie179

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At least you won't have a problem with putting your future children to sleep?

Just trying to stay positive!

#1 - On 11/22/2012 at 10:59am by Hiimhaileypotter

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