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Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5180) - you deserved it (46297)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by imwrong (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

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Stupid joke. It's your sister, how can you do such a thing to her?

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:15am by z-vet

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Dick move. Why would you do that?

#2 - On 02/10/2009 at 10:18am by Neon

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