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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17103) - you deserved it (1295)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)

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I bet your boyfriend was mistaken for someone younger because he was jumping on the beds. Those darn beds are irresistible.

#8 - On 11/09/2012 at 10:11am by NoorFML

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Maybe he just looks exceptionally young? :p

#4 - On 11/09/2012 at 10:09am by Hiimhaileypotter

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