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Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18642) - you deserved it (4506)

On 10/29/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Nice Guy (man) - United States (California)

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They could have been friends messing around...

#2 - On 10/29/2012 at 11:05am by noobpwn12321

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I would've smacked him in the face and said "I thought you needed a Little help"

#3 - On 10/29/2012 at 11:06am by TheJoeydark

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