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Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML


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On 10/22/2012 at 6:34pm - misc - by petra84 - United States (Colorado)

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Where I come from, people who do things like that are called douchebags, not friends.

#3 - On 10/23/2012 at 3:09am by cswens25

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Makes no difference if he switched them, you loaned your friend a good working saw he has to return a good working saw. As a last resort you could try to involve the police for theft but I would first try peer pressure and involve his parents

#1 - On 10/23/2012 at 3:01am by Corwin02

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