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Today, as my dad and I were leaving a store, a man asked us if we could donate to an Alzheimer's fund. My dad hates being asked for money, and so he immediately hunched over and acted like a dirty, senile old man all the way to the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15202) - you deserved it (1495)

On 10/12/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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My mum usually talks back in German to throw them off. Sometimes they speak back in German. She's lost then, as she only knows a few words. Not too clever either.

#7 - On 10/12/2012 at 7:45pm by xxmollyxx

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The worst part about Alzheimer's disease is...uh, I forget.

#10 - On 10/12/2012 at 7:47pm by DocBastard

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