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Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20700) - you deserved it (1737)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Husband: I see another man near you in our house!
Wife: Thats your reflection dear
Husband: Oh... just making sure because I don't want to lose you to our pool boy
Wife: We don't even have a pool boy
Husband:...Click

#4 - On 10/09/2012 at 6:16am by person961

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the joy of having big houses...

#1 - On 10/09/2012 at 6:11am by YourEvilHero

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