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Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7509) - you deserved it (28367)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:14pm - misc - by staticman101 - United States (Michigan)

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I missed the part where it's funny in real life, too.

#1 - On 10/04/2012 at 2:45am by Back_In_Action

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I agree. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped you. Then it was HILARIOUS!!!

#5 - On 10/04/2012 at 2:49am by gracehi

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