Top of the morning to ya

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 13:32 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop reading a book when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a middle-aged lady in a leopard-skin coat stumble up to me. She stopped, belched twice, and unleashed a torrent of red wine colored vomit onto my bag. It was 8:45 am. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8

What the **** is wrong with people these days, sorry for that OP.

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Argumental_Rhino 8

What the **** is wrong with people these days, sorry for that OP.

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Welshite 39

*sighs* Dignity has gone the way of chivalry.

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the_anti_hipster 7

Yep, sounds like a great night. Was her name Lindsey Lohan, by chance?

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Enslaved 36

You consider Lindsey Lohan middle age? Haha I guess she hasn't aged well in your eyes.

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annie_nk 22

Have you SEEN Lohan lately? She looks beyond middle aged.

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easyprey 8

Somebody probably let snookie out of her cage.

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SeahorseGuy 7

The first plane hit the South Tower around this time--8:45AM---11 years ago today. I think being thrown up on by a cougar is about the equivalent..

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thejewishfuhrer 17

The party never stops for some people.

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thgiL 9

Sounds like the perfect end of a night.

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rocklare18 7

Vomit back at her god damn it, teach her a lesson

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IQWasJustLowered 0

Ain't no party like a pewdiepie party.

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Clioo_fml 17

I would not like to know where she spent the night...

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PYLrulz 17

Not at a Holiday Inn, that's for sure

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COOL__Coal 12

It could have been a holiday inn if Chingy was there.

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greenie213 23

At least it wasn't... Never mind. That just sucks!

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amandajlucas2015 2

I'd love to know how this person deserved this misfortune

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PYLrulz 17

Someone will come up with some bullshit about how one shouldn't be out at 8:45 in the morning, and that nothing good happens at that time

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gc327072 30

Despite the fact that thats when EVERYBODY goes to work.

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PYLrulz 17

The sad thing is, someone out there is probably dumb enough to try and make that argument

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TheDrifter 23

And some of us will YDI it for taking public transit. City busses are disgusting.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Not everyone can afford their own car and have no other choice.

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PYLrulz 17

Drifter, when I go out to Philadelphia or Baltimore for sports events, I take public transit. Hell of a lot cheaper than paying the 10 or 15 bucks to park

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iseyixes 18

Put the bag on her head.

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ambowew 7

#20, I have this weird feeling that they weren't on the bus yet. I'm sure it's just my imagination, though. No doubt you can have a bus stop inside said bus.

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ydi_4_suking 20

Haha I could have sworn I read the fml correctly

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lovepandorasaver 11

So thats what streaming torrents means... the wine must of been illegally downloaded and needed to be returned.

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CoconutOil 7

She probably went through the hash files all ready too!

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BunchieRules 31

Maybe she had too many cookies... gotta love these nerd jokes!

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eternal7 6

Either way, the situation mega bites

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AH1Zviper 15

This is why it isn't safe to take the bus. Keep working, save up some money, get a car. Problem solved. And then you find this lady's address, show up in a panther skin coat and shit on her doorstep.

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gracehi 31

*holds up a bottle of Guinness beer* BRILLIANT!

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SenselessPattern 12

*Takes beer and smashes both of you on the head with it* Not quite, but good try. Believe it or not, getting a car and keeping up with it isn't as easy as you make it sound.

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gracehi 31

My goodness! My Guinness! *punches you in the face, knocking you to the ground, then kicks you in the gut*

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SenselessPattern 12

*croaks out* I got your beer at least! DocBastard.....need......help.....

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ *Gives a standing ovation* Brava, brava! :') *Tosses roses* *Tosses beer.* *Tosses left shoe.* *Tosses pants.* ......Think I'm good now. :P

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AH1Zviper 15

Now a part of the comments section has turned into a imaginary bar fight over the Internet. My sincere apologies to the FML community for my inappropriate comment and the hell I've unleashed.

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