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Today, I babysat for a woman for the first time. When I arrived, there was a large pile of dishes in the sink. I decided to wash the dishes for her while the kids napped. She came home, noticed it, and bitched me out over how I'd only done it "to try and get more money" out of her. What? FML

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On 08/29/2012 at 9:03pm - misc - by never again - Canada (Alberta)

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Yeah because somehow, you doing her dishes sucks the cash right out of her wallet.

#1 - On 08/30/2012 at 2:46am by darth1

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Next time don't do anything and leave the house a mess. Then when she gripes you out, remind her of this occasion. Kind of hard to have it both ways.

#2 - On 08/30/2012 at 2:47am by peve3

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