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Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19400) - you deserved it (3435)

On 08/19/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by spasticock (man) - Portugal (Setubal)

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Put it on YouTube so we can see!

#1 - On 08/19/2012 at 8:55pm by ebonyirony

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How does that old saying go? Oh yeah -

Learn to laugh at yourself, because everyone else is laughing at you already, jackass.

I may be paraphrasing.

#6 - On 08/19/2012 at 8:59pm by DocBastard

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