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Today, my mother bitched me out for not finishing my laundry. I'm a 37-year-old mother of three. She rents my basement suite. FML

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Kick the bitch out.

#1 - On 07/25/2012 at 3:01am by tkay94

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#7 - On 07/25/2012 at 3:04am by ohheyyitsnaomi

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