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Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML


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On 06/22/2012 at 10:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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She must like older men. Don't take it personally... Or she didn't want to get hit on, so she sat next to the nice older guy who tells stories. :)

#1 - On 06/22/2012 at 12:57pm by saysayok

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its like a chain reaction of fml moments.

#2 - On 06/22/2012 at 12:58pm by Jiinxx

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