Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2012 at 1:56pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
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Okay, here's the plan.. put on some new wipers, but rig them to electrocute the thief. That'll show him! Just.. make sure you don't touch them. Or get them wet. Okay, this is a bad idea, so never mind.
#3 - On 05/25/2012 at 5:01pm by Renesaga
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No one is stealing them.
Your car is a transformer, and he hates the ones you buy for him, so every time you leave, he chucks them as far away as possible, then turns into a car again.
#8 - On 05/25/2012 at 5:08pm by SqueakyChipmunk
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