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Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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On 05/18/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by Karmaisabitch - United States (Colorado)

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I thought wiping with your sweater was funny too actually

#1 - On 05/18/2012 at 5:47am by ninjaniki

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Wiping with cashmere... I can only begin to imagine how heavenly that must be.

#4 - On 05/18/2012 at 5:50am by Baustigt

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