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Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19763) - you deserved it (1521)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:41pm - misc - by Unhappymothersday - United States (North Carolina)

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that's a silly way of getting up- I would suggest an alarm clock

#2 - On 05/17/2012 at 6:37pm by doctorwhogirl

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That's not your car getting stolen. It's a Transformer rolling out to beacon the others. You are now dragged into an inter-galactic war, my friend.

#8 - On 05/17/2012 at 6:39pm by THE_A_TEEN

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