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Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML

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At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man

#7 - On 05/06/2012 at 1:37pm by HooHooHa

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Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.

#3 - On 05/06/2012 at 1:29pm by airforce987

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