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Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8465) - you deserved it (26929)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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