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Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18652) - you deserved it (3394)

On 05/05/2012 at 2:12pm - misc - by leftoutdrunk - Canada (Alberta)

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should have taken the keys before letting your brother get drunk and have bad ideas.

#3 - On 05/05/2012 at 7:10pm by yoursucklives

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Why did he have the keys if you were the DD?

#12 - On 05/05/2012 at 7:24pm by bigdog57

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