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Today, I went on a picnic with my boyfriend's family. I thought it would be nice to wear my sundress and cowgirl boots. The wind repeatedly picked up my dress in front of everyone, including my boyfriend's seedy grandpa, who I have to admit can do a pretty good wolf-whistle. FML
I hate when that happens to me! The dress is blown up by the wind and everyone sees my ankles!
Get it? Ankles? Uhh? Yeah? Cuz i'm muslim? Yea?
Ok i'll leave now.
Seriously though, i hope you had underwear.
That's not stained or torn.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015