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Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19030) - you deserved it (2390)

On 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by apparentlyawomanbeater (man) - Switzerland (Ticino)

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What a bitch~! she hit ur palm with her face... Does it still hurt??

#1 - On 04/20/2012 at 7:23pm by lokang

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Lies! Just admit that you slapped her for stealing your seat in the first place.

#5 - On 04/20/2012 at 7:25pm by DocBastard

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