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Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16580) - you deserved it (9131)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Is that by Skrillex?

So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

#8 - On 04/20/2012 at 8:23am by perdix

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Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

#2 - On 04/20/2012 at 8:20am by ClaremoreZebra

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