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Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML

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I wouldn't worry about it, I mean yeah it's embarrassing for you, but it doesn't sound like he was upset or anything. If anything, it's probably a common occurrence for him.

#2 - On 04/12/2012 at 12:52pm by TKello

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A stroke at 12, that's terrible :(

#5 - On 04/12/2012 at 12:54pm by RiiOT09

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