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Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (12336)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

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Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:03pm by Lizo

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boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one

#2 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:32pm by tech_guy

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