Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33792) - you deserved it (9806)
On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)
eaa145's life also sucksToday, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace.…
Peter80 also deserved itToday, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool…
boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one
#2 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:32pm by tech_guy
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Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.
#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:03pm by Lizo
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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