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Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19342) - you deserved it (2286)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

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At least the mother thought you looked trustworthy enough to have her daughter sit next to you. And some kids are easily frightened or nervous, dont worry.

#5 - On 03/27/2012 at 4:33pm by grahambertus

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Damn, kids these days!

#1 - On 03/27/2012 at 4:32pm by SultanRS

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