Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13191) - you deserved it (39972)
On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she…
Alyssa also deserved itToday, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my…
I'm not calling you ugly, but you set yourself up.
#8 - On 02/22/2012 at 6:14pm by Krirn
See in context
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#1 - On 02/22/2012 at 6:11pm by xxtb0
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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