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Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 7:26pm - misc - by rackman007 (man) - United States (Maine)

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As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.

#5 - On 05/14/2009 at 4:41am by maxson

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And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI

#2 - On 05/14/2009 at 4:41am by heavyop

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