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Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML


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On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Lol, I guess she doesn't care about what you have to say. Or maybe you just always sound like that to her. Kinda like the teachers on Charlie Brown.

#2 - On 02/16/2012 at 2:45am by DontClickOnMe

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OP, this is a window for great opportunities. Use her lack of attention to your advantage!

#1 - On 02/16/2012 at 2:42am by MrsPegg

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