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Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21129) - you deserved it (6321)

On 02/06/2012 at 10:32am - misc - by haileypaige123 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Did you get some pu$$y?

#1 - On 02/06/2012 at 12:52pm by 2muchfun1

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I already see your future as a lady with 40 cats in her house. I love animals do I see nothing wrong.

#3 - On 02/06/2012 at 12:53pm by waveringatom

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