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Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, which had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML


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On 01/31/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by Lentil (woman) - Australia

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It's not like they can blame you for being annoyed. You should tell them anyways. Especially if its been going on for months.

#1 - On 01/31/2012 at 12:50pm by KeyboardWarrior

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Now you'll have to listen to the dog plus a crying baby.

#6 - On 01/31/2012 at 12:55pm by chicky82

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