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Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 8:50pm - misc - by Ab (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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WTF are you borrowing yo momma underwear

#9 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:11pm by Imahussla

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the same make & model, or the exact same vibe? cuz there is a HUGE difference.

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 10:57pm by ktl

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