Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15458) - you deserved it (24248)
On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States
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You have a really dumb boyfriend.
#1 - On 12/01/2011 at 2:35am by ChucklesTheClown
See in context
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#4 - On 12/01/2011 at 2:36am by Miguemex95
+72 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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