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Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6753) - you deserved it (45192)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by j3r3zana16 (woman) - Canada

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Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!

#2 - On 10/31/2011 at 10:14am by Pslcybn5

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You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind.

Well, that and Jersey Shore.

#12 - On 10/31/2011 at 10:20am by DocBastard

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