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Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family's named me "the hobbit". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22085) - you deserved it (3714)

On 10/15/2011 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Put on the ring and disappear

#4 - On 10/15/2011 at 8:14pm by MrBoredGuy

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I'd tap that.

#2 - On 10/15/2011 at 8:14pm by todebonekill

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