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Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17574) - you deserved it (1513)

On 09/30/2011 at 7:10am - misc - by happymum - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Swiper no swiping?

#2 - On 09/30/2011 at 9:56am by Kayokku

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The new generation has no class... I'm ashamed to be part of them -__-

#16 - On 09/30/2011 at 10:11am by JustDannyG

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