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Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8194) - you deserved it (16709)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I foresee owning a cat due to loneliness in your future.

#2 - On 09/16/2011 at 2:55am by ironik970

See in context

+63 | 13

Just be happy your phone didn't ring loudly while you were having your "conversation"

#3 - On 09/16/2011 at 2:55am by JLattouf

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