Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

by Japaroni / 09/15/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Be proud of your body! (:

    #4 - On 09/15/2011 at 10:05am by yumsugarr

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  • Sounds like the start of a porn movie.

    Cop: 'Scuse me, but we're looking for a dangerous criminal.
    OP: Sorry officer, I haven't seen anything.
    Cop: Ma'am, I'd like to frisk you.
    OP: Oh yes, search and seize me!!

    #18 - On 09/15/2011 at 10:19am by DocBastard

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