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Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML
Sounds like the start of a porn movie.
Cop: 'Scuse me, but we're looking for a dangerous criminal.
OP: Sorry officer, I haven't seen anything.
Cop: Ma'am, I'd like to frisk you.
OP: Oh yes, search and seize me!!
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