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Today, for the 5th day in a row, I had to keep my 7-year-old home from school and search his poop because he "forgot" he's not supposed to swallow things like, in this case, a screw that fell off his scooter. FML
So your kid swallows while your wife doesn't?
What else was he supposed to do with a delicious screw if not eat it?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015