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Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML
Aww, you should have rescued it and kept it as a pet since they are awesome pets.. though I doubt a wild rat would be the same as the "fancy rats." Still, if you flushed him, you are very cruel! Rats are intelligent and have feelings, including fear - no joke.
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