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Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

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Who caught you??

#1 - On 08/16/2011 at 5:49am by StoryOfTheYear

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I have CDO.

It's the same as OCD, but it is in the proper alphabetical order like it needs to be.

And, yes, the toilet paper needs to come off the top of the roll. Why do you think they put that print on the outside, if you were just going to ruin it by unrolling it upside down and looking at the ugly side? Good on you, mate, we need to get the barbarians of the world to learn how to correctly install TP!

#19 - On 08/16/2011 at 6:05am by perdix

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