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Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9079) - you deserved it (794)
On 08/13/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Help (woman) - United States
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